Conversation last night with Little Man
'Right Little Man, time for you to get into bed now please'
'OK then mummy'
5 minutes later, call up the stairs
'Erhh Little Man, didn't I ask you to get your teeth cleaned and get into bed? You still seem to be playing'
'No I'm not mummy, I'm just cleaning my shit up'
'I beg your pardon, what did you just say'
'Mummy, I said I was cleaning my ship up, my Lego starwars ship, it's been in a battle and is all damaged'
'Ahhh, that's OK then, do it quickly and I'll be upstairs to say night night in 5 minutes'